Another recent find for me. I will probably only read this in the throes of boredom, but nevertheless, it looks like something I would be amused to read (as in, I expect bad writing, bad grammar, little to no plot, WAAAY too much sex, and more sex, and more sex, and still more sex, and GOD HAVEN’T GUYS HAD ENOUGH SEX ALREADY?! GET TO A PLOT OF SOME KIND!! UGHHHH, and the like).
The first one that caught my eye is entitled, Prince Snow and His Snow King and the second one to follow suit in amusing me to no ends is The Frog Prince’s Hair-Raising Predicament. Now if the title alone didn’t make you raise a brow and stifle a chuckle, then the HORRIFYINGLY WHAT THE FUCK cover DEFINITELY should:
What the fuck.
What the ACTUAL FUCK, man?!
I can’t tell if they’re trying to be serious or not? Is this some kind of joke? I am going to be picking up a romantic-comedy and hating every minute of it since, generally speaking, I hate romantic comedies??
I mean– *pinches the bridge of nose and inhales DEEPLY*
Still… I figure reading it will be for shits’n’giggles, if nothing else. Which I think we all need every one in a very often while. XD So this book had better deliver on that note or I’m gonna toss my kindle out the window!
…and then quickly retrieve it because homyfuckinGOD what the HELL am I doing?! Kindle come baaaaaaaack!
Last note: The series itself seems to based on Grimm’s fairytales? And other… folklore and myth? I think?? So I’m guessing that’s what I should expect.
So I won’t expect anything then. It’s safer that way. I won’t expect anything, save for maybe a 24 hours sale on all the books in this series for like, 99cents or better yet – FREE – so I can actually buy them, because that is the ONLY way I will waste money on these titles.
Either that, or my boredom reaches new heights and I spend a whoopin’ $5.99 PER BOOK (That’s $41.93!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!) just to have something new to read.
Which ain’t happenin’, folks. It just ain’t.
*shakes head and files this away under: MAYBE. ONE DAY.*
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